Oh dear, have I upset some Craven Herald readers with the inconvenient truth? (Letters, March 24 'Carnival of Hypocrisy). Good!

Am I bothered I could be sanctioned and my superyacht in the canal basin at Skipton seized by the government? No!

But I suppose we will all have to thank those readers when we no longer have to worry about choosing to eat or heat because we will be nice and toasty in the middle of a nuclear mushroom cloud, 'From Russia with Love', especially if Boris Johnson carries on escalating military aid to a country which is not an ally of Britain in an attempt to divert attention away from Partygate.

Have a nice end of the world day. I'm sure they will be partying on at No 10!

J Horne